A simple primer for the uninitiated.
Two events have recently occurred that prompts me to propose solutions to and from both. It’s what I do in my spare time; occasionally discuss these random theories with friends and then pass them onto you. You’re welcome. Or… sorry.
The first is the current untenable situation with a scuttled border security bill in the Senate and a refusal by Speaker of the House Mike Johnson to even put it up for a vote. We discussed the tanking of the Republican-pitched, eventually bipartisan Senate border bill at the behest of current GOP presential candidate frontrunner, former president Donald J. Trump last week. With dwindling reasons why anyone should vote for this walking disaster with 91 indictments and the usual circus-like atmosphere surrounding him, the growing migration crises is his best argument. Thus, even though the Right has deemed it an existential threat for years, Republican members of both the House of Representatives and the Senate are willing to let it slide until November to help him out.
Although it is petty, hypocritical, and stupid – all hallmarks of this current Republican party – it is understandable politically. They want to win something, anything. Since 2016, Democrats have slaughtered Republicans in nearly 80% of elections, and are undefeated in special elections and any vote that combats the Party’s continued attack on women’s reproductive rights across America. They believe (and current polling doesn’t refute this) that Trump is their best shot. That’s all well and good for Trump, but what of these very same members of Congress that don’t hail from cushy gerrymandered, non-competitive districts in Arizona, California, New York, and New Jersey, all of which were won by President Joe Biden in 2020?
This brings me to my second event: the taking back of a House seat in New York’s third district this week by Democrat Tom Suozzi, who did so by outperforming his polls by five points, which while impressive in a growing conservative Queens/Long Island area that elected detestable lunatic Republican George Santos by eight points in 2022, is still is not as impressive as what Democrats have done almost everywhere else (outperform polling by 10 points on average).
Regardless of the spread, Suozzi’s win – buoyed by his embracing of the fucked border bill fiasco – should send shivers of abject fear down the spine of fellow congressmen and women who hold seats in similar Biden-friendly places from 2020. By my count, there are 10. Right now, Republicans hold a razor-slim five-seat majorly in the House, thanks to shitting the bed in ’22, a year they expected a “Red Wave” that didn’t materialize. If they want to pass the border bill – supported by sane conservatives and border security, et al – then all they have to do is make congress work as it is intended: Compromise and aisle-crossing temperament.
If just half of these vulnerable House members flip to supporting the bill, then they can have the numbers to pass it… assuming all Democrats follow suit, which is a gamble, since the far-left wing of the Party could not be happy with this Draconian thing the Senate whipped up that doesn’t even address their core immigration issue of Dreamers – undocumented people born in this country to illegal immigrants. For the sake of argument, let’s say Democrats could play smart politics, too, and support the passing of a possible law that would ease tensions at the border, give their president a much-needed win on the issue, and remove it from a Trump talking point in the campaign going forward.
None of this matters, of course, if the Speaker doesn’t bring it to a vote, but thanks to the insane wing of the Republican caucus, which negotiated a “one-vote to vacate” rule for the previously ousted former Speaker Keven McCarthy, one of the 10 aforementioned congressmen/women could simply move to vacate, seconded by another one, and then join together with Democrats in having the votes to oust Johnson. Then, once this vacuous theocratic dink is toast find a moderate, compliant speaker to bring the damn bill up for a vote with the same numbers.
Bingo! Working congress! Much needed bill turned into law, and the crazy contingent sent packing with their goofy cult leader.
This not only helps the country, which is a sidebar here, but it makes perfect political sense – the only reason Republicans, many of whom abhor the boorish idiotic mess that is Donald Trump, kowtow to his MAGA contingent in the first place. Pure politics. These people have no ideology (there hasn’t been a Republican platform since 2016) nor leadership, (Trump is about to hand the Republican National Committee over to the woman currently sleeping with his son). So, it’s survival or nothing. I am offering these doomed congressmen in blue districts a way to govern and give them a victory, not hand a life-preserver to Trump. Fuck him. They need to defend their positions in the fall.
At this point you might rightly point out, “James, the Senate already killed this bill.” Yes, but there are enough moderate, clear-thinking politicians in the Senate who must win state-wide elections, not fixed, gerrymandered district jokes, and who might be inclined to take the House’s bold move as permission to take care of a national issue that is purportedly important to them. Remove the guesswork by taking the temperature of the votes in the higher chamber before making any moves; they’re all in walking distance of each outer.
Let them figure it out.
I can’t do everything.
And so, if you are among the nearly 90% of Americans on both ends of the political spectrum who would like to see less theatrical voting like impeaching a homeland security chief, and more lawmaking from your Congress, this is the answer to your bitching.
Now, if only someone besides a columnist from a pop culture weekly could give this some traction across the social sphere, we might have something here.
